Email from a friend
Some of you might have received this before... this is for those who haven't seen it.. be patient, you will understand at the end.
CUT WOODEN CHOPSTICKS
LIKE THAT
STERILIZE BY PUTTING INTO HOT WATER
AFTER A WHILE, IT WILL FLOAT
PUT SALT, PEPPER, SEASONING
ALSO BAKING POWDER
AND BROWN COLOURING
BOIL IT OVER FIRE.. 
PUT INTO VACUUM JAR
PUT AWAY FROM SUN.
AFTER ONE DAY, IT BECOME SOFT.
REMINDS YOU OF SOMETHING?
TA DAA...
SCARY RIGHT??
CUT WOODEN CHOPSTICKS
LIKE THAT
STERILIZE BY PUTTING INTO HOT WATER
AFTER A WHILE, IT WILL FLOAT
PUT SALT, PEPPER, SEASONINGSTIR THEN ADD TAPIOCA LIKE ABOVE
ALSO BAKING POWDER
AND BROWN COLOURING
BOIL IT OVER FIRE.. LOOKS LIKE MCD FRIES RIGHT?
BUT ITS NOT, HAHAHA..
CON'T
PUT INTO VACUUM JAR
PUT AWAY FROM SUN.DON'T HAVE TO BE IN FRIGDE.
LEAVE FOR ONE DAY
AFTER ONE DAY, IT BECOME SOFT.LOOK CAREFULLY
REMINDS YOU OF SOMETHING?COOK WITH VEGGIES AND BEEF...
YOU WILL GET??
TA DAA...!!~CHAR KUE TIEW~!!
SCARY RIGHT??CHOPSTICK TO KUE TIEW....
IT SEEMS IT'S RE- ENGINEERED FOOD
I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT CRAP IT MEANS.
THIS IS EVEN WORSE THAN THE MCD PRESENTATION THAT I SAW.
The only wood that I ate, as far as I know is ginseng. Wait, that's root not wood.
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